Sunday, April 26, 2015

Watch this…

Without a cell phone the new iWatch is no smarter than a Casio calculator watch from the 1980s.
“I don’t get it,” says the elder geek, watching people queue up to get Apple’s new iWatch. “What’s all the fuss about about smart watches these days?”

“They’re new and innovative and cool!” I gush, but he cuts me off.

“They are wristwatches. We’ve had wristwatches for at least a century.”

“But those are analogue!” I protest.

The elder geek frowns. “Think again, Inspector Gadget,” he says holding up his arm showing me his Casio watch with built-in calculator. “That’s good-old 1980s DIGITAL technology, right there. It tells me the time, has a built-in alarm, a timer and helps me figure out the tip when I go out to eat. What more do you need in a watch?”

When we can make two-way video calls on a
smart 
watch without it needing to be tethered 
to a cell phone 
then maybe Dick and I will 
finally upgrade!
“How 'bout the ability to track your heart rate when you’re exercising? Or show you your new texts and e-mails. Or even run apps from your phone.”

The elder geek just frowned. “Does it look like I need a fitness tracker?” he asked. “I get all the exercise I need getting up from my computer and walking to the kitchen for a snack.”

“Yeah, well you got me there….” I admit, looking at his pasty figure that would make the Pillsbury Doughboy jealous. “But what about being able to read your texts and e-mails without having to check your phone?”

“How is staring at my wrist anymore convenient or efficient than pulling my phone from its waist holster and glancing down at it?”

“It’s less obvious you’re checking your mail or texts in social situations.”

“So, smart watches give you more of license to be rude. Great. Just what society needs. Another reason to be anti-social. I’ll pass.”

“But what about all the apps you can run on them? Like GPS, weather reports and calendar reminders?”

“You mean I can ditch my phone and just run these from a smart watch?”

“Well, no. No exactly.”

“What do you mean, not exactly?”

“You still need your phone. Smart watches just read data from your phone and use the phone’s wireless or cellular connection to attach to the Internet.”

“So how is that innovative? Without a cell phone you Smart Watch isn’t so smart is it? It’s no better than my trusty 30-year-old Casio.”

“Well, no…. but…but…”

Dick Tracy's watch is STILL more innovative than
today's 
so-called crop of smart watches!
“Look,” the Elder Geek says. “I’m no Luddite and not against new technology. I love gadgets as much as the next guy, but new tech should really be innovative. It should either improve upon or replace existing technology, and the Smart Watch does neither. Without a cell phone, it’s no better than the digital watches we’ve had for years and it doesn’t replace any existing device because it still needs to be tethered to a cell phone.

“But what really ticks me off about calling these so-called Smart Watches innovative is that NONE of them can do the one thing we’ve all been waiting for since the Dick Tracy comics appeared in the 1930s. Make video calls!

“So until the time comes when these watches can replace my cell phone AND make video calls by themselves, I’ll stick with my trusty old Casio.”

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